swaggedbitch:

xxx

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

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One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me? - Steve Maraboli  (via terrible)

(Source: psych-facts, via fabfashionforever)


the-goddamazon:

seahchel:

thatfunnyblog:

Me for all of high school

Me at work

Me in school, at work, in life.

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

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